accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK
swiggity swever that’s the
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable